Here's an update on the condition of my garden and my unexamined life. I thought about it some more and came to the conclusion that, although it was enlightening to realize that I didn't like gardening, I couldn't conclude that I should leave my garden in the state it was in.
Just because I don't enjoy the task at hand doesn't release me from the commitment already made to complete the task. In other words, suck it up, Jamie, and weed and plant your garden. :)